








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4535 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4745 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5050 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3936 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,321 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 897 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Lupaus | 65% | 49 |
| 61% | 71 | ||
| #3 | AAA vitu boujee tjrisset.fi | 59% | 71 |
| 50% | 160 | ||
| #5 | Marbstarrr123 | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marbstarrr123 | 21 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | AAA vitu boujee tjrisset.fi | 20 | 0.0136 |
| 16 | 0.0050 | ||
| 12 | 0.0085 | ||
| #5 | Pakru | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 409 | 0.13 | 12 min | ||
| 257 | 0.18 | 8 min | ||
| #3 | Pakru | 239 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Marbstarrr123 | 182 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | AAA vitu boujee tjrisset.fi | 173 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +3.33 | 69 | 68 | ||
| +3.06 | 70 | 68 | ||
| #3 | Pakru | +2.81 | 50 | 66 |
| +2.39 | 69 | 31 | ||
| #5 | AAA vitu boujee tjrisset.fi | +2.06 | 53 | 70 |





