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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 3% |
| Smokes | 594 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 964 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1468 | 47% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,846 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2810 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bublés | +5.11 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | oxy | +3.14 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | ketamine | +2.50 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | Relish | +1.11 | 82 | 19 |
| #5 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | +0.60 | 58 | 51 |





