








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,452 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 327 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1614 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2651 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1860 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,756 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 528 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bublés | 53% | 264 |
| #2 | D A J O K T A~ | 50% | 194 |
| #3 | Kitta | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | Relish | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | ℱurn | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Relish | 45% | 99 |
| #5 | ℱurn | 43% | 47 |
| #6 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | 40% | 53 |
| #7 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 39% | 31 |
| #8 | Rivers Homo | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Relish | 25 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Bublés | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ℱurn | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bublés | 989 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #2 | D A J O K T A~ | 516 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ℱurn | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bublés | +6.07 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Freya 🏳️⚧ | +1.92 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | Dog Girl Chloe UwU | +0.56 | 47 | 49 |
| #4 | Relish | +0.43 | 82 | 17 |
| #5 | UnOfficial | -1.04 | 56 | 43 |





