








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3719 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2302 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2545 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2511 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,021,213 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THAI MING | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Carrot | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | Sayo | 55% | 134 |
| #4 | Xardles | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | MAKSI152 | 49% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sayo | 55% | 134 |
| #4 | Xardles | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | MAKSI152 | 49% | 43 |
| #6 | 乌贼 | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | Panther | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panther | 14 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Sayo | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Xardles | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | 乌贼 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panther | 489 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | Sayo | 264 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | MAKSI152 | 183 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | 乌贼 | 166 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | Carrot | 132 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrot | +2.03 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | ZE | +1.75 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | 乌贼 | +1.68 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | THAI MING | +1.63 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | MAKSI152 | +1.36 | 68 | 54 |





