








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4288 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3881 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3877 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3621 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,697,213 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fL1Ck | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | ✪PsychoSaint | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | ztc | 73% | 55 |
| #4 | Lussac | 72% | 39 |
| #5 | ikun | 63% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪PsychoSaint | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | ztc | 73% | 55 |
| #4 | Lussac | 72% | 39 |
| #5 | ikun | 63% | 48 |
| #6 | Olivia | 61% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪PsychoSaint | 9 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | ztc | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | ikun | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Olivia | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Lussac | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ztc | 210 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Olivia | 202 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪PsychoSaint | 128 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | fL1Ck | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | ikun | 97 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lussac | +3.43 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | ✪PsychoSaint | +3.33 | 59 | 77 |
| #3 | fL1Ck | +2.97 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | 动动小超人 | +2.82 | 89 | 56 |
| #5 | ztc | +1.89 | 48 | 76 |





