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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5119 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5696 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4683 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5504 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,296,765 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sakuya | 86% | 49 |
| #2 | k0nGBu | 81% | 52 |
| #3 | Azusa | 76% | 135 |
| #4 | ikun | 75% | 32 |
| #5 | Lussac | 74% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azusa | 19 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | eddie | 17 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Lussac | 17 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Olivia | 12 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | fL1Ck | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azusa | 579 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Olivia | 386 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #3 | LF | 353 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | fL1Ck | 352 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Lussac | 214 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sakuya | +5.09 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | Azusa | +4.86 | 93 | 52 |
| #3 | Yunhai | +4.28 | 93 | 44 |
| #4 | Lussac | +2.32 | 81 | 45 |
| #5 | k0nGBu | +1.96 | 71 | 66 |





