








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2605 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5368 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1307 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3214 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,730,954 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoon | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | jtown | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 53% | 94 |
| #4 | henryy | 52% | 147 |
| #5 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 49% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | jtown | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 53% | 94 |
| #4 | henryy | 52% | 147 |
| #5 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 49% | 289 |
| #6 | leandoer96 | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 24 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 21 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | henryy | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | yoon | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | leandoer96 | 7 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 551 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #2 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 331 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | henryy | 186 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | leandoer96 | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | yoon | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoon | +2.60 | 68 | 47 |
| #2 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | +1.99 | 62 | 49 |
| #3 | henryy | +1.40 | 75 | 42 |
| #4 | neko | +0.93 | 74 | 39 |
| #5 | leandoer96 | +0.73 | 72 | 48 |





