








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1662 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1404 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1183 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,446,662 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoon | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | neko | 52% | 147 |
| #3 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 49% | 207 |
| #4 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | leandoer96 | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | neko | 52% | 147 |
| #3 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 49% | 207 |
| #4 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | leandoer96 | 42% | 31 |
| #6 | frank g | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neko | 26 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 14 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | yoon | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | leandoer96 | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | 312 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #2 | 1994 Honda Prelude SI | 262 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | neko | 159 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | leandoer96 | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | yoon | 80 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoon | +3.41 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | ⁺₊ 1̰̤̗̟̉̂́ͅ.͒ͦ̐2 | +1.24 | 59 | 39 |
| #3 | henryy | +1.08 | 75 | 44 |
| #4 | neko | +0.34 | 68 | 36 |
| #5 | leandoer96 | -0.19 | 70 | 44 |





