








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 37% |
| Smokes | 718 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 956 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 580 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,906 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ popp0 | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Xpredate^ | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Groeggᶠᵘᶜᵏ | 67% | 42 |
| #4 | jSW ❥ Glasha ⛟ | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | Skibidisvinis | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Groeggᶠᵘᶜᵏ | 159 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | skyper | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Yellow | 126 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Farbror Bosse | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Skibidisvinis | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ popp0 | +4.37 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | Groeggᶠᵘᶜᵏ | +2.20 | 73 | 45 |
| #3 | Gunnar | +0.92 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | jSW ❥ Glasha ⛟ | +0.81 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | _𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖆⛧ | -0.39 | 56 | 58 |





