








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1554 | 48% |
| Smokes | 173 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 732 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,559 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bro | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | chili | 52% | 202 |
| #3 | Kyyro | 48% | 196 |
| #4 | Randumb | 46% | 120 |
| #5 | Derumisis | 45% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | chili | 52% | 202 |
| #3 | Kyyro | 48% | 196 |
| #4 | Randumb | 46% | 120 |
| #5 | Derumisis | 45% | 130 |
| #6 | Joke | 43% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyyro | 58 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Joke | 38 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | chili | 32 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Derumisis | 18 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Randumb | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chili | 469 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | Kyyro | 430 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Derumisis | 194 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Randumb | 159 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Joke | 108 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chili | +8.29 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | Kyyro | +2.40 | 49 | 54 |
| #3 | Joke | -0.82 | 32 | 58 |
| #4 | Derumisis | -1.10 | 51 | 40 |
| #5 | bro | -3.98 | 52 | 5 |





