








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3631 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2846 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5415 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3484 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,349,848 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScarCrow™ | +7.02 | 86 | 32 |
| #2 | Piairre | +2.29 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | [FR] Le Noune | +1.77 | 58 | 54 |
| #4 | Merit | +1.32 | 46 | 56 |
| #5 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | +0.73 | 68 | 48 |





