








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 286 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 947 | 18% |
| Smokes | 663 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1418 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,221 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naka | 74% | 43 |
| #2 | Sam | 65% | 46 |
| #3 | Maho | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | Mydil | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naka | 74% | 43 |
| #2 | Sam | 65% | 46 |
| #3 | Maho | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | Mydil | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maho | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Naka | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Mydil | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sam | 171 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mydil | 156 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Naka | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Maho | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mydil | +1.88 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | Sam | +1.16 | 53 | 39 |
| #3 | Naduu_ | +0.47 | 46 | 16 |
| #4 | Naka | -0.11 | 50 | 46 |
| #5 | Maho | -1.76 | 68 | 50 |





