








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 614 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5638 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6487 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3368 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3864 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,632,687 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Piairre | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | MetalGearX | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Saekod IV | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Naduu. | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piairre | 396 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Merit | 325 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Saekod IV | 260 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #4 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | 196 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | MetalGearX | 192 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arzzreon | +2.57 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | Redskull.Is.N°5 | +1.82 | 65 | 73 |
| #3 | Piairre | +1.22 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Merit | +0.82 | 49 | 57 |
| #5 | [FR] Le Noune | +0.81 | 55 | 56 |





