








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 22% |
| Smokes | 153 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 52 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 148 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $38,000 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | LukiLuki12 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Relixxx | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | real nothing. g4skins | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | kada | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | real nothing. g4skins | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | kada | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | quez0 | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | toffix | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | Youngkosa | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | kada | 23 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Youngkosa | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Relixxx | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | toffix | 11 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | +1.32 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | toffix | +0.99 | 61 | 85 |
| #3 | real nothing. g4skins | +0.35 | 77 | 69 |
| #4 | jungelsfrajeru^ | -0.08 | 55 | 65 |
| #5 | Relixxx | -0.20 | 73 | 61 |





