








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1323 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1982 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2097 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1661 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,639 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuZ | 47% | 62 |
| #2 | PILLUMIES | 44% | 55 |
| #3 | CASINO | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | Shaquille O´Neal | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | Josef Fritzl | 41% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PILLUMIES | 44% | 55 |
| #3 | CASINO | 44% | 55 |
| #4 | Shaquille O´Neal | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | Josef Fritzl | 41% | 128 |
| #6 | simppeli | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Josef Fritzl | 45 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | PILLUMIES | 18 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | simppeli | 9 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | Shaquille O´Neal | 9 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | CASINO | 8 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Josef Fritzl | 307 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | JuZ | 178 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Shaquille O´Neal | 70 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | PILLUMIES | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | CASINO | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuZ | +3.97 | 66 | 39 |
| #2 | Opera | +1.42 | 58 | 57 |
| #3 | Josef Fritzl | +0.87 | 46 | 62 |
| #4 | simppeli | -0.15 | 26 | 10 |
| #5 | CASINO | -1.03 | 38 | 30 |





