








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4909 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4514 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6121 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5857 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,275,841 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hellzo0rd | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Vuranusember29 | 56% | 112 |
| #3 | w4RG4 | 54% | 256 |
| #4 | Skip... | 54% | 387 |
| #5 | smrtrfszm | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | globee | 52% | 122 |
| #7 | AteszTelibever | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | Riflahh | 49% | 103 |
| #9 | Miccs | 47% | 79 |
| #10 | StraYzie | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skip... | 21 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | w4RG4 | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | globee | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Vuranusember29 | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Riflahh | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skip... | 1110 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #2 | w4RG4 | 784 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #3 | Riflahh | 392 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | globee | 197 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Vuranusember29 | 195 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skip... | +1.90 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | w4RG4 | +1.58 | 80 | 79 |
| #3 | Riflahh | +1.04 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | globee | +0.26 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | hellzo0rd | +0.21 | 81 | 70 |





