








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6342 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3330 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4142 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,011,650 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | lun | 63% | 118 |
| #4 | J3FF3R | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 61% | 76 |
| #6 | ⚡️L | 54% | 26 |
| #7 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 53% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lun | 17 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ⚡️L | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | J3FF3R | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lun | 538 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 228 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 220 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | ⚡️L | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | J3FF3R | 64 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | we miss Æ | +3.12 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | ❤️I go to school by bus | +2.41 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | lun | +1.73 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | ⚡️L | +1.23 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | J3FF3R | +0.69 | 68 | 50 |





