








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6759 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6887 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4347 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4012 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,645 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lun | 27 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 19 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | J3FF3R | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | n8 | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lun | 1027 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #2 | J3FF3R | 836 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | ❤️I go to school by bus | 810 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #4 | LifeIsAfkinMovie | 415 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | n8 | 232 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤️I go to school by bus | +2.71 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | ⚡️L | +1.52 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | J3FF3R | +0.95 | 74 | 53 |
| #4 | lun | +0.62 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | n8 | +0.04 | 67 | 55 |





