








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3225 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4681 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3260 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5486 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,360 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 916 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | руки вверх | 115 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla | 30 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | Fet | 25 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Kemin Keisari | 21 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Happyhippo53 | 10 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | руки вверх | 619 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | Fet | 168 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla | 151 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kemin Keisari | 126 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Happyhippo53 | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happyhippo53 | +5.02 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | руки вверх | +3.11 | 59 | 44 |
| #3 | Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla | +1.96 | 45 | 43 |
| #4 | Kemin Keisari | -0.81 | 46 | 44 |
| #5 | Hinttiina | -1.39 | 37 | 49 |





