








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2684 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1277 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2209 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1116 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,115 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Loverboy | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | R2mmar | 49% | 55 |
| #6 | GreFly | 48% | 118 |
| #7 | WhySoBot banditcamp.com | 44% | 82 |
| #8 | Botres | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreFly | 18 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | WhySoBot banditcamp.com | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Hedda Maurer | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | R2mmar | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Botres | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreFly | 387 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Botres | 168 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hedda Maurer | 113 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | WhySoBot banditcamp.com | 97 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | R2mmar | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreFly | +2.78 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | R2mmar | +1.39 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | Botres | +0.13 | 47 | 67 |
| #4 | 600 | -0.26 | 47 | 58 |
| #5 | WhySoBot banditcamp.com | -0.97 | 39 | 41 |





