








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 672 | 21% |
| Smokes | 367 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1474 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 708 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,402 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | R2mmar | 48% | 60 |
| #8 | 主人 TheBeast | 43% | 14 |
| #9 | Quissu | 38% | 24 |
| #10 | preester juhan banditcamp.com | 33% | 12 |
| #11 | Botres | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hedda Maurer | 192 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | R2mmar | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | 600 | 137 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | WhySoBot banditcamp.com | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Botres | 106 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreFly | +4.04 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | R2mmar | +1.98 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | preester juhan banditcamp.com | +1.77 | 36 | 43 |
| #4 | Botres | +1.15 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | 600 | +0.74 | 48 | 60 |





