








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1358 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1120 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2624 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1207 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,634 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Quissu | 45% | 49 |
| #6 | 600 | 44% | 82 |
| #7 | Botres | 44% | 80 |
| #8 | ETSL ROOMET SÄÄLIK | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | GreFly | 40% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hedda Maurer | 25 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Loverboy | 14 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | R2mmar | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | 600 | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | GreFly | 9 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botres | 374 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | 600 | 333 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Hedda Maurer | 290 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | R2mmar | 264 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | GreFly | 213 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreFly | +2.57 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | R2mmar | +1.54 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Botres | +1.11 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | 600 | +0.11 | 47 | 60 |
| #5 | WhySoBot banditcamp.com | +0.06 | 42 | 41 |





