








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2346 | 33% |
| Smokes | 977 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2256 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1447 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,868 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terska | 53% | 88 |
| #2 | Jauho0 | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Juh58 | 52% | 108 |
| #4 | Ossoor#RustMagic | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Rankaisija | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ossoor#RustMagic | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Rankaisija | 50% | 34 |
| #6 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 50% | 58 |
| #7 | KIVESpussi | 39% | 54 |
| #8 | Tattihatti | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juh58 | 20 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Terska | 20 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | KIVESpussi | 13 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Ossoor#RustMagic | 5 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juh58 | 232 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Rankaisija | 120 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Terska | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jauho0 | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terska | +2.06 | 81 | 31 |
| #2 | Molo | +1.74 | 66 | 51 |
| #3 | KIVESpussi | +0.63 | 43 | 25 |
| #4 | Jauho0 | +0.06 | 44 | 56 |
| #5 | Juh58 | -0.11 | 75 | 52 |





