








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 334 | 7% |
| Smokes | 185 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 2900 | 57% |
| Molotovs | 1644 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,708 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terska | 64% | 96 |
| #2 | 🌷👣 𝓾ρ𝓘 🐚🎀 | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | Ossoor#RustMagic | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Juh58 | 58% | 110 |
| #5 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 50% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Juh58 | 58% | 110 |
| #5 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 50% | 158 |
| #6 | tự sát :) | 47% | 45 |
| #7 | Molo | 39% | 54 |
| #8 | Tattihatti | 38% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juh58 | 49 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | Terska | 48 | 0.0251 |
| #3 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 25 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Molo | 15 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | tự sát :) | 14 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juh58 | 304 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Molo | 170 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Porkkana_raaste123 | 162 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | tự sát :) | 116 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tattihatti | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terska | +3.05 | 75 | 30 |
| #2 | Molo | +2.41 | 63 | 48 |
| #3 | KIVESpussi | +1.98 | 53 | 29 |
| #4 | Juh58 | +1.90 | 74 | 50 |
| #5 | Ossoor#RustMagic | +0.29 | 41 | 23 |





