








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1201 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1103 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2280 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1965 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $950,604 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tattihatti | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | Ossoor#RustMagic | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Molo | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | KIVESpussi | 50% | 158 |
| #5 | Juh58 | 50% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Terska | 49% | 104 |
| #7 | Mällipillu | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | 🌷👣 𝓾ρ𝓘 🐚🎀 | 48% | 23 |
| #9 | tự sát :) | 44% | 66 |
| #10 | 0_0♡ | 32% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juh58 | 81 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Terska | 55 | 0.0284 |
| #3 | KIVESpussi | 39 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | Mällipillu | 23 | 0.0511 |
| #5 | tự sát :) | 16 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juh58 | 522 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Molo | 188 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | tự sát :) | 138 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | 0_0♡ | 115 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tattihatti | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molo | +2.09 | 60 | 52 |
| #2 | Terska | +1.90 | 72 | 25 |
| #3 | Juh58 | +1.81 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | KIVESpussi | +1.56 | 52 | 30 |
| #5 | tự sát :) | +0.12 | 79 | 49 |





