








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2751 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2094 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1971 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1791 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,535 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Air | 82% | 22 |
| #2 | RC-XD | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | UlveEmil | 75% | 16 |
| #4 | Zura | 61% | 128 |
| #5 | Bristiaan | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zura | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | UlveEmil | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | RC-XD | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Bristiaan | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zura | 392 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Bristiaan | 69 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Air | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | UlveEmil | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | RC-XD | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magikerN- | +4.72 | 92 | 75 |
| #2 | UlveEmil | +3.99 | 94 | 71 |
| #3 | Air | +3.81 | 79 | 79 |
| #4 | Bristiaan | +3.09 | 88 | 51 |
| #5 | Zura | +0.26 | 82 | 63 |





