








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1132 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1308 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1555 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1326 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $346,873 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Air | 15 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Looxi | 7 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | CookieMonster | 5 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | Frimz | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | LalleKuzz | 4 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Air | 227 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Zura | 100 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | mONSTAHH- | 69 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | LalleKuzz | 63 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Frimz | 56 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UlveEmil | +3.86 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | Bristiaan | +2.24 | 93 | 41 |
| #3 | magikerN- | +2.11 | 92 | 80 |
| #4 | mONSTAHH- | +1.91 | 81 | 86 |
| #5 | Air | +1.10 | 72 | 69 |





