








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1033 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8768 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5492 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8210 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6782 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,833,917 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 956 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UlveEmil | +4.98 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | Air | +3.61 | 76 | 71 |
| #3 | Looxi | +2.18 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | LalleKuzz | +1.82 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | CookieMonster | +1.72 | 66 | 32 |





