








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Esplay | 31 matches | 2,112 | |
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




145 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9311 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9780 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7159 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8071 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,750,219 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4067 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mONSTAHH- | 66% | 169 |
| #2 | Air | 62% | 81 |
| #3 | magikerN- | 61% | 128 |
| #4 | Felix | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | Corsnor | 55% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mONSTAHH- | +4.66 | 89 | 79 |
| #2 | magikerN- | +4.00 | 91 | 75 |
| #3 | Air | +3.05 | 75 | 72 |
| #4 | Bristiaan | +2.96 | 86 | 52 |
| #5 | Mclannister | +0.88 | 76 | 58 |





