








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1090 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4682 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6875 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5634 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5064 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,429,659 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1790 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeClick | 63% | 160 |
| #2 | SzymonStep | 58% | 95 |
| #3 | pak | 56% | 97 |
| #4 | Aowly ☁ | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | Fluttershy | 52% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Fluttershy | 52% | 118 |
| #6 | Nico Simola | 52% | 91 |
| #7 | シ | 51% | 232 |
| #8 | KAPUPAPU | 50% | 209 |
| #9 | casper | 49% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シ | 107 | 0.0244 |
| #2 | casper | 72 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | pak | 37 | 0.0200 |
| #4 | KAPUPAPU | 30 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Nico Simola | 11 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | casper | 658 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | KAPUPAPU | 522 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Fluttershy | 466 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | LeClick | 394 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | シ | 325 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico Simola | +1.83 | 54 | 54 |
| #2 | Venni Härkönen | +1.77 | 52 | 54 |
| #3 | LeClick | +1.27 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | SzymonStep | +0.92 | 87 | 49 |
| #5 | Fluttershy | +0.63 | 74 | 71 |





