








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 295 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5462 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4684 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2164 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5073 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $681,724 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SzymonStep | 47% | 122 |
| #6 | AKA_JOKAS BitSkins.com | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | Vesund | 40% | 50 |
| #8 | noski | 39% | 71 |
| #9 | Aowly ☁ | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venni Härkönen | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | noski | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | LeClick | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Vesund | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Aowly ☁ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeClick | 308 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | noski | 248 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 176 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Vesund | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Arons1 | 134 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesund | +1.98 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | SzymonStep | +0.51 | 88 | 48 |
| #3 | Fluttershy | +0.46 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | LeClick | +0.06 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | AKA_JOKAS BitSkins.com | +0.03 | 86 | 58 |





