








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3611 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4378 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2590 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2116 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,136,414 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Favela | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | シ | 54% | 219 |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 50% | 209 |
| #4 | Nico Simola | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | casper | 47% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Favela | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | シ | 54% | 219 |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 50% | 209 |
| #4 | Nico Simola | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | casper | 47% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シ | 89 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | casper | 27 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 26 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Favela | 6 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Nico Simola | 4 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シ | 381 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | casper | 298 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 231 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nico Simola | 105 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Favela | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Favela | +7.92 | 92 | 46 |
| #2 | Venni Härkönen | +3.27 | 54 | 48 |
| #3 | Nico Simola | +1.95 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | シ | +1.13 | 79 | 38 |
| #5 | KAPUPAPU | -0.96 | 50 | 47 |





