








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 719 | 22% |
| Smokes | 939 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 907 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,325 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boo | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | xxajpmxx | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Goggii1199 | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | mdma | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Washed Chuwie | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | DONTpeekME | 44% | 9 |
| #14 | SoldACat4Ket | 44% | 62 |
| #15 | Llama Boy | 42% | 26 |
| #16 | Devils | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoldACat4Ket | 21 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Trid | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | mdma | 13 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | nLeo | 9 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 8 | 0.0302 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trid | 186 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | SoldACat4Ket | 99 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Goggii1199 | 91 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | mdma | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Boo | 65 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nLeo | +3.08 | 69 | 45 |
| #2 | Goggii1199 | +2.50 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | nleo1337 | +2.21 | 75 | 46 |
| #4 | DONTpeekME | +2.12 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | Boo | +2.10 | 35 | 81 |





