








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 536 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2056 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5823 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1992 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5064 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,420,596 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xp4nd | 60% | 155 |
| #2 | Syrex⊕ | 53% | 252 |
| #3 | Sementtisetä | 53% | 235 |
| #4 | jorenzo | 52% | 362 |
| #5 | Kroko | 52% | 302 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sementtisetä | 53% | 235 |
| #4 | jorenzo | 52% | 362 |
| #5 | Kroko | 52% | 302 |
| #6 | - Muti$ & Ystävät - | 46% | 56 |
| #7 | bl4nk | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorenzo | 45 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Kroko | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Sementtisetä | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Syrex⊕ | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | - Muti$ & Ystävät - | 5 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorenzo | 902 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #2 | Kroko | 591 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #3 | Sementtisetä | 567 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | Xp4nd | 333 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Syrex⊕ | 80 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xp4nd | +3.36 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Kroko | +2.58 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | - Muti$ & Ystävät - | +1.02 | 66 | 48 |
| #4 | jorenzo | +0.81 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | Sementtisetä | +0.54 | 77 | 66 |





