








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1711 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1542 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 977 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $263,214 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timo | 70% | 122 |
| #2 | edipoe13ᴺ̶ⁱ̶ᵍ̶ʰ̶ | 69% | 68 |
| #3 | M1elu | 66% | 131 |
| #4 | 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 | 65% | 37 |
| #5 | Guiman | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Guiman | 59% | 37 |
| #6 | andrixucu jus bëtter | 55% | 11 |
| #7 | xenos & | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | Darius™ | 54% | 13 |
| #9 | ReplayBro | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1elu | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Guiman | 8 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Timo | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | edipoe13ᴺ̶ⁱ̶ᵍ̶ʰ̶ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timo | 382 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | M1elu | 316 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Guiman | 57 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | edipoe13ᴺ̶ⁱ̶ᵍ̶ʰ̶ | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1elu | +4.79 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | ReplayBro | +2.78 | 54 | 57 |
| #3 | xenos & | +2.43 | 56 | 36 |
| #4 | Guiman | +1.20 | 67 | 47 |
| #5 | edipoe13ᴺ̶ⁱ̶ᵍ̶ʰ̶ | +0.63 | 64 | 40 |





