








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 977 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Faceit | 206 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5539 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3885 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 8780 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 6704 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,367,732 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2861 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | Comrade | 54% | 205 |
| #3 | bantoni | 53% | 144 |
| #4 | Env0 | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | classwiz | 53% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | Comrade | 54% | 205 |
| #3 | bantoni | 53% | 144 |
| #4 | Env0 | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | classwiz | 53% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Comrade | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | bantoni | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Env0 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Lightning42 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | classwiz | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Comrade | 594 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Env0 | 441 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Lightning42 | 314 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | bantoni | 306 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | classwiz | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bantoni | +2.73 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Lightning42 | +2.08 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | Env0 | +1.87 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Comrade | +1.68 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | classwiz | +0.46 | 79 | 35 |





