








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 334 matches | ||
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1956 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4829 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4335 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5434 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,014,385 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Env0 | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | slamon | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | Benjaman | 53% | 85 |
| #4 | Jåmie | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | shiine | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jåmie | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | shiine | 52% | 48 |
| #6 | Lightning42 | 51% | 247 |
| #7 | bantoni | 46% | 151 |
| #8 | Comrade | 44% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bantoni | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Comrade | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Lightning42 | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | slamon | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Env0 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | 981 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #2 | bantoni | 301 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Comrade | 240 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | shiine | 206 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | Env0 | 158 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiine | +2.61 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | Lightning42 | +1.02 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | bantoni | +0.96 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | classwiz | +0.59 | 75 | 39 |
| #5 | Env0 | +0.22 | 61 | 69 |





