








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 955 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6069 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6990 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4885 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4945 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,420,071 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | 60% | 77 |
| #2 | classwiz | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | bantoni | 57% | 88 |
| #4 | Benjaman | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | Comrade | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | 60% | 77 |
| #2 | classwiz | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | bantoni | 57% | 88 |
| #4 | Benjaman | 53% | 145 |
| #5 | Comrade | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benjaman | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | bantoni | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lightning42 | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | classwiz | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Comrade | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | 313 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | Benjaman | 234 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | bantoni | 207 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Comrade | 161 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | classwiz | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning42 | +1.64 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | bantoni | +1.58 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | Env0 | +1.40 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | classwiz | +0.00 | 76 | 38 |
| #5 | Comrade | -0.43 | 66 | 62 |





