








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 316 matches | ||
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8697 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9726 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6948 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6815 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,489,744 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benjaman | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | Env0 | 60% | 77 |
| #3 | Comrade | 53% | 140 |
| #4 | shiine | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | classwiz | 51% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | classwiz | 51% | 247 |
| #6 | Jåmie | 51% | 95 |
| #7 | slamon | 49% | 251 |
| #8 | bantoni | 47% | 179 |
| #9 | Hausi | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Comrade | 17 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | slamon | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | classwiz | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | bantoni | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Env0 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bantoni | 379 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Comrade | 326 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Hausi | 235 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Env0 | 228 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | slamon | 219 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiine | +2.91 | 84 | 80 |
| #2 | Lightning42 | +1.07 | 67 | 68 |
| #3 | bantoni | +0.97 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | slamon | -0.26 | 57 | 48 |
| #5 | Env0 | -0.51 | 60 | 68 |





