








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




184 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7154 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9358 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6028 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6052 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,163,622 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HKM | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | Gyuri bácsi | 53% | 179 |
| #3 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 52% | 236 |
| #4 | nCaw | Camyy | 52% | 169 |
| #5 | Capstical | 52% | 385 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capstical | 1200 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 681 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Dr. | 465 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mark Wallbang | 415 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | Gyuri bácsi | 326 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capstical | +3.69 | 46 | 57 |
| #2 | Gyuri bácsi | +2.01 | 41 | 62 |
| #3 | Bob Lee™ | +1.16 | 41 | 54 |
| #4 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | +0.93 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | HKM | +0.21 | 70 | 70 |





