








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4977 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4631 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5324 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4195 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,279 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 774 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | nCaw | Camyy | 52% | 264 |
| #3 | Gyuri bácsi | 52% | 119 |
| #4 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 51% | 85 |
| #5 | Capstical | 50% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capstical | 602 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | nCaw | Camyy | 570 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Bob Lee™ | 550 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 277 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dr. | 246 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capstical | +4.73 | 48 | 63 |
| #2 | Gyuri bácsi | +3.63 | 47 | 64 |
| #3 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | +2.18 | 49 | 53 |
| #4 | Bob Lee™ | +1.99 | 45 | 52 |
| #5 | Dr. | +0.30 | 43 | 59 |





