








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,353 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1584 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,245 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1808 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1299 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1114 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,631 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Savitar | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Fraaank- | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Maggie | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | NexusX1 | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Turtle | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪ Bunny | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | Rawey | 39% | 18 |
| #9 | ♥ Emzziie ♥ | 36% | 28 |
| #10 | Hasse | 35% | 20 |
| #11 | 𝕍𝕚𝕛𝕒𝕪 | 33% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕍𝕚𝕛𝕒𝕪 | 24 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Turtle | 17 | 0.0203 |
| #3 | Hasse | 13 | 0.0330 |
| #4 | ✪ Bunny | 4 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕍𝕚𝕛𝕒𝕪 | 362 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Turtle | 192 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 167 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♥ Emzziie ♥ | 117 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Savitar | 97 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Savitar | +7.51 | 74 | 82 |
| #2 | Fraaank- | +5.91 | 90 | 81 |
| #3 | ✪ Bunny | +2.45 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | Turtle | +1.60 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | 𝕍𝕚𝕛𝕒𝕪 | +1.38 | 78 | 51 |





