








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 233 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,674 | |
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3956 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3803 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2641 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3444 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,020,952 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ov3rR1deR | 46% | 67 |
| #9 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 46% | 155 |
| #10 | Rawey | 43% | 35 |
| #11 | Killer Reaper | 38% | 21 |
| #12 | Bagarn | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Multi | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | hemmo3 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | NexusX1 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Ov3rR1deR | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 412 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | ✪ Multi | 152 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rawey | 149 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | Silent | 134 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | hemmo3 | 132 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silent | +5.23 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Ov3rR1deR | +2.49 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪ Bunny | +1.74 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Vidde | +1.53 | 88 | 68 |
| #5 | ✪ Multi | +1.22 | 75 | 56 |





