








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2764 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3223 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2472 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1627 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $963,767 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrΓΆtt som gatan | 51% | 137 |
| #2 | γγ€γ±γ« | 48% | 149 |
| #3 | Kumlander | 47% | 156 |
| #4 | johndsten.Duck | 46% | 94 |
| #5 | Maxthetax971 | 41% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrΓΆtt som gatan | 51% | 137 |
| #2 | γγ€γ±γ« | 48% | 149 |
| #3 | Kumlander | 47% | 156 |
| #4 | johndsten.Duck | 46% | 94 |
| #5 | Maxthetax971 | 41% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrΓΆtt som gatan | 20 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | γγ€γ±γ« | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | johndsten.Duck | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Kumlander | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Maxthetax971 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γγ€γ±γ« | 453 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kumlander | 265 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | johndsten.Duck | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | TrΓΆtt som gatan | 204 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Maxthetax971 | 98 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γγ€γ±γ« | +2.37 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | johndsten.Duck | +2.07 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | TrΓΆtt som gatan | +1.46 | 75 | 52 |
| #4 | ππππ§ | -0.06 | 60 | 60 |
| #5 | Kumlander | -3.09 | 48 | 54 |





