








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1398 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1491 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2064 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,299,347 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lenerd | 55% | 99 |
| #2 | meowing for a living | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Rjd2 | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 51% | 100 |
| #5 | ramb4 | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 51% | 100 |
| #5 | ramb4 | 47% | 68 |
| #6 | Hasardeur | 47% | 109 |
| #7 | nks | 47% | 187 |
| #8 | smile | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasardeur | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | nks | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | lenerd | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Rjd2 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasardeur | 268 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | ramb4 | 258 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | lenerd | 207 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 164 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | nks | 108 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramb4 | +1.86 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Rob_the_b0b | +1.80 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | smile | +1.40 | 55 | 64 |
| #4 | lenerd | +0.71 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | Rjd2 | -0.00 | 59 | 66 |





