








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2398 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3395 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3416 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3238 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,117 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nks | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Klausi | 52% | 75 |
| #3 | JangoUnbrained | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | 𝕽𝖎𝖐𝖐𝖆™ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | lenerd | 51% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lenerd | 51% | 131 |
| #6 | Rob_the_b0b | 50% | 101 |
| #7 | Hasardeur | 46% | 238 |
| #8 | meowing for a living | 46% | 140 |
| #9 | ramb4 | 45% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasardeur | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | lenerd | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ramb4 | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | nks | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramb4 | 940 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | Hasardeur | 688 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | lenerd | 332 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 164 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Klausi | 59 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽𝖎𝖐𝖐𝖆™ | +3.49 | 57 | 65 |
| #2 | JangoUnbrained | +3.16 | 83 | 46 |
| #3 | ramb4 | +2.17 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | +1.26 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | lenerd | +1.10 | 65 | 64 |





