








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1509 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1635 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1443 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,865 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rjd2 | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | smile | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | Rob_the_b0b | 54% | 79 |
| #4 | lenerd | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | meowing for a living | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lenerd | 54% | 74 |
| #5 | meowing for a living | 50% | 28 |
| #6 | Klausi | 47% | 187 |
| #7 | ramb4 | 44% | 54 |
| #8 | Hasardeur | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rob_the_b0b | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | lenerd | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Klausi | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Hasardeur | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ramb4 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasardeur | 242 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | ramb4 | 226 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | lenerd | 159 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | 152 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Klausi | 142 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramb4 | +2.25 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | smile | +1.83 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | lenerd | +1.13 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Rob_the_b0b | +1.07 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | nks | -0.24 | 59 | 50 |





