








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 394 matches | ||
| Wingman | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4260 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5093 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3640 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4662 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,157,378 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - haa1zy | 80% | 66 |
| #2 | dfk | 80% | 266 |
| #3 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 79% | 121 |
| #4 | Fibas | 79% | 53 |
| #5 | tt.tv/Sp4wN_FPS (LIVE ON) | 77% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fibas | 79% | 53 |
| #5 | tt.tv/Sp4wN_FPS (LIVE ON) | 77% | 70 |
| #6 | Chr1stus | 74% | 188 |
| #7 | Bmf | 72% | 141 |
| #8 | ★ Joaokaka1998 ★ | 61% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 24 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Bmf | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | dfk | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Fibas | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | - haa1zy | 8 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dfk | 570 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | Chr1stus | 371 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Bmf | 338 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | tt.tv/Sp4wN_FPS (LIVE ON) | 256 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 228 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㉑ Banzeba | +4.53 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | dfk | +3.44 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | tt.tv/Sp4wN_FPS (LIVE ON) | +2.91 | 88 | 72 |
| #4 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | +2.38 | 86 | 44 |
| #5 | - haa1zy | +1.72 | 76 | 60 |





