








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8558 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7206 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6191 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6134 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,316,079 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3984 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㉑ Banzeba | 72% | 141 |
| #2 | dfk | 71% | 119 |
| #3 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 70% | 60 |
| #4 | ★ Joaokaka1998 ★ | 69% | 52 |
| #5 | 愛 Guheno | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㉑ Banzeba | 72% | 141 |
| #2 | dfk | 71% | 119 |
| #3 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 70% | 60 |
| #4 | ★ Joaokaka1998 ★ | 69% | 52 |
| #5 | 愛 Guheno | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 23 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | dfk | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | 愛 Guheno | 10 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | ㉑ Banzeba | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dfk | 311 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | ㉑ Banzeba | 268 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | 愛 Guheno | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ★ Joaokaka1998 ★ | 52 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㉑ Banzeba | +5.84 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | dfk | +3.25 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | DESEMPREGADO E PERIGOSO | +3.24 | 87 | 35 |
| #4 | 愛 Guheno | -0.06 | 70 | 59 |
| #5 | Bmf | -0.49 | 42 | 60 |





