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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1016 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1575 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1640 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1453 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $896,846 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 646 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mørnaren | 56% | 149 |
| #7 | W A V Y | 50% | 102 |
| #8 | Johnny-Anton | 47% | 53 |
| #9 | Sid3 | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | W A V E | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mørnaren | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Lowskilled | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Rambobeaver007 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | W A V Y | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Sid3 | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mørnaren | 299 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | W A V Y | 280 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Johnny-Anton | 131 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lowskilled | 111 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sid3 | 70 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W A V E | +8.11 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | Lowskilled | +7.35 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | W A V Y | +6.63 | 91 | 63 |
| #4 | Trash 2 | +0.27 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Buskas | +0.16 | 60 | 69 |





